Do your moms go on your Facebook pages?

Zadinia: My mom actually unfriended me. This is true. This is no bullshit. I was writing to two different girls, and I put, “My balls, your chin, 8 o’clock, the usual spot.” That was the comment that my mom unfriended me for, for real.
Foxxx: His mom is like a prude.
Zadinia: I mean, she’s cool with all the cock stuff, but for some reason the ball imagery on the chin—
Foxxx: My mom read my comments too, but she didn’t unfriend me.
Zadinia: I saw Lexxi’s mom about an hour ago, and she’s cool with that shit, dude. She’s told me many times when we’re hanging out.

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to a lady?

Foxxx: “I’m glad you got off your son’s Facebook page, now suck my dick.”
Zadinia: Oh, I get it, that’s my mom.

And what about you, Stix, anything romantic?

Zadinia: “Fuck you, Lexxi’s mom!”

I see how you can score a lot of dates that way.

Foxxx: Well, you know, here’s another romantic thing I just forgot. I’m going to tell Stix that he’s my kid now.
Zadinia: I forgot one other thing. “Lexxi’s mom, I just gave you herpes.” That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever said.
Stix, I think you’re hurting his feelings.
Zadinia: I’m sorry, dude.
Foxxx: Dumb game.
Zadinia: I’m sorry, dude.
Foxxx: I love pounding your mom’s ass.
Zadinia: And seriously, your mom already knew I gave her herpes.

So let’s talk tattoos. Who’s more inked up between the two of you?

Foxxx: Stix is.
Zadinia: Yeah. I’ve got my tribal, here, I have my island here [points to his right arm]. I’ve got my flowers, my bamboo, and my pagoda right here. This is a Japanese elm. I have my waterfalls, my bats, my volcano. I got my flowers here on top of my chest.

You have some swirls on your left hip. That wraps around a bit?

Zadinia: Yeah, it goes around the ass area.

What about your right leg?

Zadinia: Kat Von D did this one.
Foxxx: That’s my favorite one.
Zadinia: Rob Nunez at HB Tattoo did both my arms and my neck. Kat did [the skull] on my right bottom leg.

It’s very feminine skull. It has eyelashes.

Zadinia: That’s the girl, with a big earring and flowers in her hair. Then there’s the dude skull [next to it] with roses. Scott Sylvia did my left shoulder. That was my first tattoo ever, actually. I think the guys at 222 finished a piece of my left calf. I got most of that stuff up in San Francisco.

There’s a lot of tribal and tropical stuff going on here. What’s the significance of it all?

Zadinia: Here’s what happened: I got tribal on my left arm, and then I saw a bunch of fucking douchebags with tribal on their arms, just tribal, and I walked into Rob’s shop and said, Dude, just fill it in with all these Japanese waves underneath because I don’t want to be like Joe Schmo rockin’ the tribal.
Foxxx: Before he had the flower colored in I thought, That is a bitchin’ tattoo; I love that. But it looked like a cock was going in his throat.
Zadinia: So I could remind me of when I choked you with my cock.
Foxxx: You never did that.

What about your ink, Lexxi?

Foxxx: Stix helped me with a lot of this, actually. When I was a lot younger, in my 30s, I started getting a couple of small things. Stix said I should stick with a theme and go with a Japanese-Oriental theme because it is not going to go out of style. Kat has done a lot of my stuff as well. She did my chest. Basically I stuck with the flowers. … I’ve got a sword going right here.

You’ve got the samurai swords with a rose on top, on your tummy.

Foxxx: I’ve got the Buddha on my back, under my neck and down. I have a geisha that Kat did, where she’s alive and bitchin’. One of the coolest tattoos that we did one night is when we all went out partying. We used to do our “drunk tattoos”—me, Kat, Scott Ian, and Stix. Here’s what Scott Ian did on me: an Anthrax tattoo. We were all ham and cheesed. I think that’s the only tattoo he’s given, unless he’s decided to do that more. Then there’s a cardinal on my right hand.
Zadinia: He loooovvvves baseball.

You have a heart on your middle finger. If you flipped somebody off, it’s kind of like saying, “I heart you and I hate you.”

Foxxx: That was another party tattoo with the same group of people, I think. I have a D for dummy under my watch. I did that tattoo.

What is the significance for all these tattoos for you? Why the geisha? Why the dragon?

Foxxx: Asian hookers are bitchin’. … I wanted to stick with the same theme. I wanted to get tattoos that wouldn’t go out of style. I knew that Japanese tattoos wouldn’t go out of style.

During your trip to New York did you check out the Occupy Wall Street movement?

Zadinia: What is that again? I don’t know what the hell that is. I just got PS3. Is that for PS3 or Xbox?
Foxxx: It’s a Charlie Sheen movie.

It’s anti-corporate protests.

Zadinia: The game’s not out? Is it a demo?
Foxxx: It’s a movie that Charlie Sheen’s in.

I guess you could say they’re going through trials right now.

Zadinia: It sounds cool.
Foxxx: It’s a movie, Stix. It’s not a game.
Zadinia: He said it’s a game for Xbox. It sounds cool.

If you guys weren’t in rock ’n’ roll, what would you be doing?

Zadinia: I’m not qualified to do anything else. I would be a street person and get high and bone chicks.
Foxxx: I would want to be a model.
Zadinia: A gay model.
Foxxx: I wouldn’t be a gay model. I would want to be a model for bitchin’ heavy metal clothes.

Back to music. What do you say to bands that think you are not heavy enough or are posers?

Zadinia: Suck our dicks.
Foxxx: Who cares? There will be some people who hate us and some people who like us. Luckily, a lot of bitches like us.
Zadinia: If you don’t like us, we will screw your ladies.