Chris Nieratko (writer),
Lionel Deluy (photographer)
Since you're dating the son of Roy Orbison, does he ever sing “Pretty Woman” to you? No! He writes me songs and poems. It's pretty awesome.
Do you guys ever pretend like he's a rich businessman and you're a young Julia Roberts as a prostitute, and, you know, hump and stuff? No, but one time we were having sex and I started fantasizing that I was this hot secretary and he was my boss, and we were totally doing it in his office and people were right outside and we had to be super quiet. It totally turned me on. It was like the craziest orgasm ever. … My publicist is going to kill me.
Bam [Margera] told me a story about you throwing glasses at Metal Skool [a local Los Angeles hair metal band that plays at the Viper Room]. Yeah, he always puts that in my face, and it pisses me off because it's not like he hasn't pissed on the floor when he's sleeping at my house. God! I was drunk! I used to drink a lot of vodka, and at the time I was married and was working out and had lost a lot of weight. I'd be drinking full glasses of vodka. I would just pound them and throw them into the crowd from the mezzanine. One time I threw a glass and my wedding ring flew into the crowd. My husband was on Warped Tour for two months and I told myself I had two months to buy a new wedding ring. But I procrastinated and never got one, and I got busted.
But what Bam always talks shit about was the time I thought I was throwing ice into the crowd, but the soundboard was directly under us and I was soaking the soundboard. I almost shorted the sound system out. The sound guy comes storming at us and says, ‘If you motherfuckers throw one more piece of ice I'm gonna fucking kill you,' all yelling at us. We pretended like we didn't know what he was talking about.
Growing up, did you ever see yourself as America's heartthrob, plastered in your underwear all over billboards everywhere? I don't think I'm a heartthrob. I have to say that the majority of dudes out there probably don't think I'm hot. I think the tattoo thing turns a lot of people off. Not true. Tattoos equal dirty girl. I have a theory that 100 percent of the time girls with tattoos— Fuck better. Yes, that's true. I was going to say, ‘like butt sex.' Oh really? Wow. That's way better than heartthrob. Oh man. I would honestly answer that question if it wasn't going to bum out my publicist. It doesn't require an answer because, as I said, it's 100 percent of the time. Uh-huh. I think you might be on to something there. It's something to wrap your mind around.
Are you and Ami, who you worked with on Miami Ink, and had a major falling out with, still broken up? Yeah, that bridge is definitely burned. I've never spoken to any of the cast from Miami Ink since I left. Not even Garver. It's sad. It was heartbreak for sure, but people prove themselves to not be that down for you at times, and you just have to deal with it.
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