Don't let This Happen to You!
One can only imagine the shit (pun intended) that must go down in tattoo shops around the country. Sometimes the volatile mixture of alcohol, blood, needles, pain, stupidity, false bravado, misinformation, low blood sugar, and weak bowels can explode into a situation that everyone including, the shop cat, wishes they never had witnessed!
Luckily the experience of getting inked up, for both the tattoo collector and the tattoo artist, is usually a pleasant and rewarding one, however, what you are about to encounter are ten times when those emotions could not be farther from what they felt.
Here they are and just be thankful you are not included in the list…or are you?
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Get Ready for the Terrible Ten!
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Guy and girl come into his shop and ask to get a tattoo on the chick's back. A couple of minutes into it the lady starts squirming. The artist asks her to sit still. A couple more minutes later she starts squirming again.
He says, 'If you don't sit still I can't finish the tattoo.' She says, 'It really hurts, but there's something that might help.' Artist says, 'Do whatever you need. Just sit still.' So, she manages to stop squirming, and it's a while before the artist notices her head is bobbing. He looks up from the tattoo and this chick has her boyfriend's dick in her mouth. He finishes up the tattoo, they pay and leave.
A week later the artist is at a pool hall, and he recognizes the guy. They make small talk, and he asks, 'How's your girlfriend's tattoo healing?' The guy says, 'Girlfriend? That was the first day I met that crazy b*tch. I haven't talked to her since.'"