Smile for Your Mug Shot!

If that long running TV show COPS has taught us anything, it’s that when most people are caught in the act of committing a crime there are few elements that you can almost count on being included, and they are; someone will be shirtless, their hair will be a mess, they will have smeared make-up on (regardless if they are male or female), they will be high or intoxicated, they will be either crying with sadness or screaming in anger and they will insist that they are innocent.
Luckily for us the perps that don’t make it on COPS do have their images captured in perpetuity via the local police stations mug shot, and here are 20 doozies!

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Zombie #1

The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead

Making the Most…

…out of very little!

…out of very little!

Did You See These Tats?

A teddy bear and the word SEX next to it on your forehead?!

A teddy bear and the word SEX next to it on your forehead?!

Possessed!

I am not messing with this one.

I am not messing with this one.

Zombie #2

Really very scary!

Really very scary!

Not a Bad look!

Kind of cool.

Kind of cool.

Wigless!

Must have come off in the scuffle.

Must have come off in the scuffle.

A Gacy Protégé?

We can only hope not.

We can only hope not.

This Doesn’t Look Good!

This guy is in bad shape.

This guy is in bad shape.

That’s Gotta Hurt!

Put some ice on that dear.

Put some ice on that dear.

Same to You!

That takes lots of balls or very little brains.

That takes lots of balls or very little brains.

Joker?

Let’s hope he’s trying to be funny.

Let’s hope he’s trying to be funny.

Let Hope That’s Make-Up.

Eye shadow and a beard?!

Eye shadow and a beard?!

Not Sure What’s Going on Here.

Not going to make fun of someone’s afflictions.

Not going to make fun of someone’s afflictions.

Egg on Your Face

Or something like that on your face,

Or something like that on your face,

Not Sure What’s Going on Here.

Too Cute.

And that’s exactly what she said when she posted her mug shot on her Facebook page.

And that’s exactly what she said when she posted her mug shot on her Facebook page.

Vampire?

Or an elderly cross dresser.

Or an elderly cross dresser.

One Foot in the Grave.

This poor old woman should not be getting into trouble.

This poor old woman should not be getting into trouble.