20 Scary Merry Christmas Pics! Shotgun Shells and Bare Butts!
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like XXX-Mas!
We all like to be original with our holiday greetings and there’s nothing more original than having you, your family or your favorite gauge of shotgun shells starring in the Christmas card you send out to your friends and loved ones. C’mon, we’ve have all now come to accept that one of the most sincere ways a person can wish someone the merriest Christmas, peace on Earth and goodwill toward men than by sharing a photo of all the female members of a family with their hands and feet bound with Christmas lights and duct tape over their mouths. Uh, Merry Christmas!?
When he is not making that face, he looks just like Brad Pitt.
What's more dangerous, the father's giant penis or that red "laser" shooting from the little guy's elbow?
What did he shoot with all these shells?
Red and Green makes any symbol of death seem a bit more Christmasy!
Who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a pregnant wife strung with fairy light!
Not this is really low! Oh yeah, and Merry Christmas!
EVERYTHING about this image is upsetting!
Nothing says "Marry Christmas" than your friends butt!
The gun is so big and the father's camera is so small. Scan this picture for even more oddities.
We are starting to see pattern here!
Nothing says peace on Earth like the Confederate flag!
A mustache. A winking eye. And a mini rifle!
But thanks for the offer. Merry Christmas!
Yeah, it's only the turtleneck sweaters that make this picture seem odd.
