5 Insane Viral Stories! One is Actually True!

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Fake news, click bait and viral content have been the topic of “real” news accounts for the last few years. The deluge of news filtering in from every corner of the world via legitimate, questionable and downright bogus sources has flooded the web and people’s minds with a plethora of lies, half-truths and exaggerations that is regurgitated back onto the internet in a never-ending cycle of misinformation.
Coming up are five completely insane stories that circulated the web in viral form “infecting” the brains of millions. Four of the stories were complete fabrications or incredibly loooooong stretches of the truth. One, despite how bizarre it may seem, actually did occur…think you know which one? We reveal the fakes and the facts!

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REPORT: Ashley Judd announced that she was moving to the Middle East, "where women have more rights".

 “NEWS” STORY: Loud-mouth liberal celebrity, Ashley Judd, sent Tweets saying America lacks behind some other countries in equal rights for women. Does she want to go live there then, because we can start a GoFundMe for her one-way ticket to Burundi, Serbia, or Iraq which apparently treat women better than America. Maybe she forgets about the Muslims who murder Christians in the Middle East. Maybe she wants some acid thrown in her face or a gay friend tossed off a 5-story building. All of those can be arranged with her trip when she moves out of America. I’m sure they would love to have a C-List celebrity with no gratitude for the great American country she lives in as a millionaire.

“NEWS” STORY: Loud-mouth liberal celebrity, Ashley Judd, sent Tweets saying America lacks behind some other countries in equal rights for women. Does she want to go live there then, because we can start a GoFundMe for her one-way ticket to Burundi, Serbia, or Iraq which apparently treat women better than America. Maybe she forgets about the Muslims who murder Christians in the Middle East. Maybe she wants some acid thrown in her face or a gay friend tossed off a 5-story building. All of those can be arranged with her trip when she moves out of America. I’m sure they would love to have a C-List celebrity with no gratitude for the great American country she lives in as a millionaire.

Pepsi Contaminated with HIV?

“NEWS” STORY: Important Message from the metropolitan police to all citizens

‘It is news from the police. It is an urgent message for all. For the next few days do not drink any product of Coca Cola, as the ‘black tail,’ Fioravanti juice, Sprite etc. A corporate worker has added his own blood contaminated by AIDS. See MDTV. Please send this message to all users of your list. For the next few weeks, not drink any product COCA COLA as a worker of the company has added his own blood contaminated with HIV (AIDS). It was shown yesterday in Sky News. Send this message to the people you care about.

‘It is news from the police. It is an urgent message for all. For the next few days do not drink any product of Coca Cola, as the ‘black tail,’ Fioravanti juice, Sprite etc. A corporate worker has added his own blood contaminated by AIDS. See MDTV. Please send this message to all users of your list. For the next few weeks, not drink any product COCA COLA as a worker of the company has added his own blood contaminated with HIV (AIDS). It was shown yesterday in Sky News. Send this message to the people you care about.

Popular cereals (including Lucky Charms and Cheerios) contain 'paint thinner' and pose a danger to children.

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REPORT: A hapless man somehow got his head stuck in his wife's vagina during sex, resulting in the couple's hospitalization.

“NEWS” STORY: A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game. Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.

“NEWS” STORY: A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game. Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.

Reese's Will Discontinue Peanut Butter Cups

REPORT: In September 2017, the makers of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups announced they were discontinuing the candy and withdrawing it from circulation. “NEWS” STORY: The announcement was released late on Friday Sept 8th in a press conference, that the famous candy, the original Reese’s peanut butter cups would no longer be available! “By October 2017 they will all be removed from the shelves!” Manufacturer said due to the new versions and a severe decline in sales. It is no longer justifiable to continue producing the product. Originally there were plans to keep them through Halloween, however those plans have fallen through. We say goodbye to a candy icon. RIP Reese’s peanut butter cups. Make sure to get you one before they are gone!

REPORT: In September 2017, the makers of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups announced they were discontinuing the candy and withdrawing it from circulation. “NEWS” STORY: The announcement was released late on Friday Sept 8th in a press conference, that the famous candy, the original Reese’s peanut butter cups would no longer be available! “By October 2017 they will all be removed from the shelves!” Manufacturer said due to the new versions and a severe decline in sales. It is no longer justifiable to continue producing the product. Originally there were plans to keep them through Halloween, however those plans have fallen through. We say goodbye to a candy icon. RIP Reese’s peanut butter cups. Make sure to get you one before they are gone!

Man Sticks Fork in His Urethra

REPORT: A 70-year-old man arrived at an Emergency Room with a macroscopic hematuria - blood in urine - but no other urinary symptoms. Upon examination, it was revealed he had self-inserted a 10cm steel dining fork into his urethra.

According to reports a man from Canberra, Australia was admitted to the hospital with “bleeding urethral meatus”. Doctors could feel “something” from outside his penis and remarkable x-ray images revealed the man had shoved a 4-inch fork down into his urethra in an attempt to “achieve sexual gratification.” Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and “copious lubrication.”  According to the report’s authors, this isn’t the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past.

According to reports a man from Canberra, Australia was admitted to the hospital with “bleeding urethral meatus”. Doctors could feel “something” from outside his penis and remarkable x-ray images revealed the man had shoved a 4-inch fork down into his urethra in an attempt to “achieve sexual gratification.” Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and “copious lubrication.” According to the report’s authors, this isn’t the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past.

The real story is the fork in the penis!

Yes! That Really Happened!

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