If you’re like me, you really don’t need an excuse to drink. However, it is a little harder to come up with an excuse to buy a piñata. Now, thanks to Nipyata, those two things are finally combined—and just in time for Cinco de Mayo.
The piñata company makes colorful little donkey "Nipyatas" that they call the “Stay Classy Burrito,” and they fill them with small plastic bottles of the liquor of your choosing—including Captain Morgan, Fireball, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and a few others. Because the last thing your high class friends at your next dinner party want is to see some Old Crow and Taaka fall out of the paper mache donkey that they just beat the crap out of while blindfolded.
Don’t worry, if you’re afraid that your bourgeois friends will judge you for your piñata choice, Nipyata also makes the “Cerveza” model, shaped like a beer bottle, the “El Jefe” model that’s shaped like a tequila bottle, “El Toro Loco” is a colorful bull, and the “Wasted Away Again” is shaped like a margarita glass. You can see the models in in the gallery below.