Forget the batting stances of Julio Franco, Manny Ramirez and Phil Plantier. Wait, you have no idea who Plantier is/was? Then you probably think baseball is too slow (you might be right) and boring (dead wrong, and un-American!). Anyway this Japanese high school baseball player has the greatest batter's box routine in all of hardball. Prepare to be transfixed for the next three minutes and 10 seconds.