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Halloween Costumes That Should Not Be Sexy

If you've ever spent more than 30 seconds on this website you know that we are fans of sexy things. Sexy women, sexy men, sexy tattoos—we love it all. But even we see the ridiculousness of sexy Halloween costumes. There are so many sexy costumes that make sense, but for some reason these people pushed the envelope and turned the least sexy things on Earth into costumes. For example, I've always wanted to see a "sexy janitor" complete with an enormous ring of keys and sawdust to cover up puke. But that's not sexy nor is it really trying to be, these costumes on the other end are trying really hard. And failing. These costumes aren't sexy, they aren't clever and some of them are downright offensive. Check them out in the gallery below.