Teens Seal Their Penis Holes Closed to Avoid Using Condoms!

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Bye, bye to condoms!

Most guys, okay, all guys would rather go bareback than wear a condom, right? Well, up until now if a guy was going in au naturale it was pretty much the woman’s responsibility to limit the chance of an unwanted pregnancy. Not any more! At least according to a new generation of sexually active teens and a company called JIFTIP.
Well, we couldn’t wrap our heads (no pun intended) around the concept either, until we did a bit of research and being the bearers of the good, the bad and the bizarre here is the lowdown on the newest craze in contraception.

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What is JIFTIP

Basically it’s like a really strong but small band-aid you put on the tip of your penis that prevents per-cum from entering your partner.

Basically it’s like a really strong but small band-aid you put on the tip of your penis that prevents per-cum from entering your partner.

How Does it Work?

Can't get much simpler!

Can't get much simpler!

What if You Ejaculate?

The site states: “Remember the last time you held a sneeze in, and your eyeballs popped out? lol. Seriously, when we studied the incredible elasticity of the urethra, using it as an indoor cum-tainer makes perfect sense.”

The site states: “Remember the last time you held a sneeze in, and your eyeballs popped out? lol. Seriously, when we studied the incredible elasticity of the urethra, using it as an indoor cum-tainer makes perfect sense.”

Is There Enough Room Inside You?

Okay, this gets really weird. Here’s what the site says about that. "Average ejaculations are less than a spoonful, 4-6ml, with 12ml geysers also possible. The expansion capacity of the male urethra is quite amazing. Want to measure your capacity? Try this test at home. 1-Holding the tip closed, pee until the urethra is totally full. 2-Drain into a measuring container, then compare with your ejaculate volume."

Okay, this gets really weird. Here’s what the site says about that. "Average ejaculations are less than a spoonful, 4-6ml, with 12ml geysers also possible. The expansion capacity of the male urethra is quite amazing. Want to measure your capacity?
Try this test at home.
1-Holding the tip closed, pee until the urethra is totally full.
2-Drain into a measuring container, then compare with your ejaculate volume."

What About STI’s

The site’s disclaimer… WHAT ABOUT HERPES, HPV, SKIN 2 SKIN STI's? NO! Are you kidding? Even a condom can't keep you safe. Jiftip is NOT an alternative to condoms, THOU SHALT NOT USE IT FOR PREVENTING PREGNANCY OR STI's.

The site’s disclaimer…
WHAT ABOUT HERPES, HPV, SKIN 2 SKIN STI's?
NO! Are you kidding? Even a condom can't keep you safe. Jiftip is NOT an alternative to condoms, THOU SHALT NOT USE IT FOR PREVENTING PREGNANCY OR STI's.

I Know What You Are Thinking…

So what the heck is it good for. Well, it appears it is an alternative to condoms for monogamous couples and for the crazy people out there who go into sex bareback.

So what the heck is it good for. Well, it appears it is an alternative to condoms for monogamous couples and for the crazy people out there who go into sex bareback.