Normally when we write about Post Malone it's because he just got a new tattoo, with a 71.4% probability that new tattoo would be on his face. This time around we are talking about an addition to Posty's face, but it's not a tattoo. It's a pair of veneers embedded with two of the biggest diamonds you'll ever see.
For a few months now, Post Malone has been getting work done by celebrity dentist Thomas Connelly. We've made note of this in the past because the musician has used the opportunity of being under anesthesia to grab some pain-free ink from Ganga.
Now, in this post, Connelly reveals what exactly they've been working on all of this time. We'll let him explain it:
"Post Malone completed his $1,600,000 smile reconstruction last weekend !!." Connelly wrote. "With a smile that shows off natural Porcelain Veneer work framed with 2 Diamond Fangs with a total weight of 12 Carats, Post Malone literally has $1 million smile!!!
"A collaborative between Dr. Connelly, @_naoki_hayashi_ , along with Isaac Bokhoor and his team of Diamond Cutters @bichachi_diamonds_la and Setters @angelcityjewelers ," the post continues. "Post Malone's epic ICE smile has set a new precedent in the music world of who has the most 'Drip.'"
For all of this time we were wondering why in the world somebody would want to keep going to the dentist as often as he was, now we see what made it all worth it.
We can't help but wonder about the diamonds a little bit though. Can they be removed? Can you get food stuck in them? Are you still allowed to proudly drink Bud Light when you have 25 times an American family's annual median income sitting in your mouth? Do you think he brushes his teeth with Glisten to keep them shiny?
It really does bring up a lot of questions, but we dig 'em. If you've got the cash to spend and you want to look like a total badass every time you smile, more power to you, Posty.