Throughout the ages there have been some interesting items used as a means of contraception all with varying degrees of weirdness and success. Everything from Coca Cola to weasel testicles to ancient people suing crocodile poop have been used by women for centuries. Well, a 22-year-old sexually active Colombian woman, (her real name has been omitted for reasons of privacy and fear of dying of embarrassment), so she will be referred to as Ms. Potato Panties in this article.
Well, Ms. Potato Panties sought some contraception advice from her dear old mom, who professed to have a "fail proof method," all she had to do was shove a potato up her lady parts. She even joked and said, “Put a whole potato in the oven, and you won't make (tater) tots.”