All That Glitters Is Not Gold
Hygiene. Something we grow up learning to do - like keeping ourselves clean by showering, or washing our hands after using the bathrooms. But shockingly enough, some of our favorite celebrities could learn some new hygiene habits.
Since fame and money are oftentimes a front they put up to camouflage their human- or sometimes animal-like behaviors, it's a good feeling to know in the end of the day they’re just like us. Once the fancy wardrobe comes off, the makeup, the extensions and the fancy jewels, the nasty habits crawl to the surface. From picking up their noses, to not brushing their teeth, money sure does not buy class. Maybe it's a women thing, since women bathrooms seem to always look a bit more disturbing than their male counterparts. But don't be too quick to judge, there are plenty of nasty men out there as well.
Let’s take a look at some questionable hygiene habits some Hollywood stars like to value. We might rethink worshipping them, once they come down from their high horse and lose their crowns and diamonds covered in - well - not poop - but body odors and boogers.
12. MILEY "HOARDER" CYRUS -
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Her famous hit “Wrecking ball” must have felt like the smell that comes out of her mansion. According to Life & Style, her house is trashed with empty pizza boxes, take-out containers and to top it off, dog poop and piss everywhere.
11. ORLANDO "KRUSTY" BLOOM -
According to an interview with his Ex-wife Miranda Kerr, the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star doesn’t wash his clothes and wears the same outfits for a long period of time. He also doesn’t take showers as frequently as people might think he would. Maybe him and Johnny Depp took their Pirates of the Caribbean roles too serious?
10. JOHNNY "FUNKY" DEPP -
Depp is known to be a mysterious weirdo in a cute and sexy way. Even as Jack Sparrow he was a hot, dirty pirate, but maybe he took that role upon his real life. Because according to FOXNews, Depp, and ex-wife Vanessa Paradis skipped the showering quite a few days in a row. Eeeeew.
9. JESSICA "DENTAL" SIMPSON -
Although, Simpson has some pearly whites. She might not be the right spokesperson for a dental commercial. According to an interview with Ellen DeGeneres on her show, she said she only brushes her teeth “maybe three times a week,” US Magazine reported.“Because my teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day," she told DeGeneres, US Magazine reported. "But I don't brush them every day."
8. NICOLE "KITTY" SNOOKI -
Having strange habits like not showering is one thing, but having strange beauty routines like “Spermine Facials” is another story. One that could probably relate to the latter is Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi aka “Snooki” who proudly announced she uses kitty litter to exfoliate her face, according to People Magazine.“If you want a good facial and stuff like that, it actually really works,” she told People Magazine. “It’s gross, but it makes you look fabulous.”However, she also made sure her fans know, it’s clean litter.
7. CAMERON "O'DOR" DIAZ -
The Charlie’s Angel star that represents the Girl-Next-Door kinda look, might be the complete opposite. According to E! Online, Diaz hasn’t worn a deodorant in 20 years."I don't believe in antiperspirant, it's really bad for you. You're stinky, because you use antiperspirant," Diaz told E! Reporter Marc Malkin. "It keeps all the stink in."
6. BRAD “WET WIPES” PITT -
Men are best when they’re sweaty and maybe a little smelly. But not like sweaty-and-not-taking-showers-for-days-smelly and only cleaning oneself off with baby wipes, such as actor and hottie Brad Pitt does, according to People Magazine. Maybe that was the reason Angelina left him.
5. ANGELINA "WEIRDO" JOLIE -
Jolie never denied that she was a weirdo, from collecting knives to wearing her Ex husband's blood around her neck. She recently announced she taught her children how to cook insects such as bugs and tarantulas since they’re high in protein. According to BBC News, she said eating the leg of a spider had a ‘really good flavor’.”You start with crickets and a beer, and you then kind of move up to tarantulas,” Jolie told BBC News during her Cambodia trip. Well...Bon Appétit.
4. BRITNEY “BOOGER” SPEARS -
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It’s Britney Bitch. Yes, the southern Princess of Pop has quite the past of questionable behavior, such as forgetting to put undies on and shaving her head in a random moment of anger. But this is nothing in comparison to the torture she put her bodyguards through. According to her Ex bodyguard Fernando Flores, Spears is a chain-smoker who unapologetically farts and picks her nose wherever and whenever. It’s like her song goes “Hit me, baby, one more time.”
3. CHRISTINA “DIRRTY” AGUILERA -
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Just like her bosom friend Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera has some nasty habits herself. The “Dirrty” superstar that made leather chaps popular again, has a thing for not washing her hands after using the ladies room, according to E! Online’s reporter Ted Casablanca. Maybe the track “Dirrty” wasn’t too far fetched.
2. MEGAN "DROPPINGS" FOX -
Fox might look hot, but like my mother would say in German “Oben hui, unten pfui.” Which means so much as “crazy mind, nasty bottoms.” In Fox’s case, it’s not so much her vay-vay that’s nasty, but what she leaves behind. Presents are great, however, not when they come from the bottom of the toilette. As she told FHM in an interview, "I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'"
1. "PISSING GLITTER"KE$HA -
As she sings in her song that she brushes her teeth with Jack in the morning, other weird habits should not come as a surprise. But drinking oneself’s own fluids might be topping it.
According to The New Zealand Herald, Ke$ha told BBC’s Radio 1 she once drunk her own urine.“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy," she said in an interview. "Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, 'That is mine!' So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don't do it anymore.”