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Your Zodiac Sign Matches Which Bizarre Sex Toy?

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Your sex life is in the stars!

People love to use their zodiac sign to help them seek out a perfect romantic fit. Some use this astrological sign to determine which profession they should pursue. However, we decided to employ the zodiacal skills of an astrologer to use the characteristics of your astrological sign to determine which sex toy best suits your personality.

Let’s get one thing straight from the get-go, whichever sex toy this renowned astrologer pairs you up with, you must accept. This research took days and days to complete and has been verified by the grand exalted mystic ruler as being 102% accurate.

So, deal with it.

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